Pink Punters - Milton Keynes, hosts BNO

Now, Pink Punters is a Gay and Lesbian venue, where on a Friday (well this one anyway) the basement is Boys/Boys, the ground floor is mixed and the attic was where most of the TV girls where hanging out.

You enter via the reception onto the mixed ground floor, I subsequently made a bee-line for the bar passing a couple of Genetic Girls, who by this point where giving me a sort of funny look, me confidently thinking must be my good looks (but in reality could been look at that guy in drag trying to walk in those heels.

1st Time Out at BNO - you could smoke in a club in them days.

Who knows) LOL, Confidently ordering 1/2 a pint of lager at the bar and not another TV in site I was still really nervous, again fiddling in the little purse by my side for some change I paid for my drink, the young barman in front of me smiling as if it was no problem, so that sort started to relax me as he wished me to have a good evening.

Note the switch from bitter to lager here, male persona to female, never noticed at the time but it’s an interesting observation I just thought I would point out. Now at this point looking round for a familiar face (from TVchix) I remembered an email from Candy who had mentioned about the TV girl who works in the upstairs bar, a tall friendly lass, so I figured that would be a good place to start. Still Looking round I spotted the entrance to the attic and across I went. Sorry to the guy I nearly knocked over en-route in my haste and the girls foot I trod on, honest! MORE

Pink Punters - Milton Keynes, hosts BNO

The stairs to the attic where steep and a little narrow only just enough room for 2 people to pass (bit of a story on this subject later), entering the attic to the left at the top of the stairs the bar is situated to the left with an open area straight ahead and too the right at the end of the bar was an opening into an area roughly taking up half the space with about 8 or nine tables.

Robyn and Jeniffer English at the very first BNO

The area was cool and cosy, and of course where most of the TVChix girls where going to be hanging out for the rest of the evening.Deciding to perch myself against the upstairs bar to peruse the view. I was almost immediately spotted by Jennifer, excitement in her face “Robyn, Hi im Jennifer”, we made the usual girly greeting, as she called out for Simon to join us, “Robyn’s Here, you know, the girl with the shoes”, referring to the picture on my TVCHIX profile of me outdoors in my 8″ platform heels I guess.

Now Jennifer is a long time transsexual and she is absolutely stunning and in a very natural way! Simon immediately joined us, complimentarily praising me on my look, make-up and especially on my figure and the look I had put together, both expressing how glad they where that I had made it and how they hoped I would enjoy my first night out.

A note on my look here is called for, spent a whole evening before hand with the missus trying on different things until I found something that she said I looked good in, so the bum, hips, and clothes were all down to her, however the make-up was all down to me and luckily for me given by the reaction and compliments (shucks) I got all night, it was a look that came together very well. Enough modesty here, back to the story… MORE

Pink Punters - Milton Keynes, hosts BNO

Simon Ross escorts me across to meet the other girls…..

Simon escorts me from the bar across to a table and invites me to take a seat, there’s a few other girls around the table. Settling in my seat I am straight in to that little bag for my cigarettes and lighter. Simons complimenting me on my look, “Well we are really glad you made it, not what I was expecting, you look, well very sexy in a glam casual way , and that figure?”.

Posing at BNO for the Camera

He’s sort of giving me that wow sort of look, you know the one where he could almost reach down to pick his jaw up from the floor (LOL), so I am starting to feel relaxed now. Jennifer arrives a few moments later, expressing how glad she is I made it and introducing me to Ferri, also a 1st time girl. Introductions out the way, and into the bag to light up another ciggie, Ferris already got one going, she’s smoking a menthol one so that’s something else we got in common… Simon still by my side very politely asks if I would mind if he took my picture producing a digital camera (I wondered why he was fiddling in his pocket!), now being the vain girl I am “Of course, feel free”.

Trying to look natural and not to posy (yeagh right) Simon takes a few snaps, the angle I guess should have got Ferri in too, but we will have to see. Simon explaining to me that he is a photographer now, well not quite professional, attention wanders round the room, “could I ask you to do a pose over there” referring to what looked like a mini bar at the back of the attic (minus the drinks), you know the sort, swing hatch in the middle about 4.5 feet high. “No problem”, out of my seat and across I went know oblivious to everyone in the room I decides to perch my backside right up on the bar, legs and heels hanging over the side. MORE

Pink Punters - Milton Keynes, hosts BNO

I notice a slight disappointed look in his face and then a realization that this could work, he started snapping away. (I guess he likes to direct his model’s when he is taking picture’s, but this girl had her own ideas, never mind Simon maybe I will take direction if you get me into the studio for a shoot..). When Simon’s finished getting his shots a gracefully climb down from the bar (well sort of fell off) and return to the table.

Robyn and a Tranny

Simon expressing how good the photos looked, shame it was a bit Smokey though.. Mmm aren’t bars always Smokey? Back at the table, I settle down to chat with Ferri who turned out to be a real hoot despite it being her first outing, 1st subject on the menu was make-up, I am sure she started that one, so we chat about make-up and stuff, turns out she’s an artist, and how she likes too paint.. “Me too, cant you tell” I joked.

Chatting away, she mentions about my eyebrows, yes they are thinnish, and yes I do pluck, but they are really fatter than they look!  Ferri inquisitively asks how I achieved the eyebrow look, “Do you pencil them in?”.. “Shit no, that’s to harsh, Simple foundation does a bit to lighten them, some dark eye shadow on the end of a very fine shadow brush, you know the ones that are fine and flat, then simply dab on a bit at a time to get the brow shape”, and that’s where we get into some nice generally chit chat, her revealing that she is an artist, so she would have a go at my tip.

Suffice to say that’s where we get in to some general chit chat and generally get on. We somehow got onto the subject of breasts, I think I commented on hers, yeagh I know, dumb blonde cant remember the details! Err was a brunette that night and some things just don’t get said. MORE

Pink Punters - Milton Keynes, hosts BNO

Explaining my C cups where silicone (It’s amazing how how often this subject crops up during the night..LOL).

Ferri tells me her secret, Just small balloons filed with water, you get the weight and the bounce, but perhaps not always the right shape for everyone. On her it looked perfectly natural to me, “Would love silicones, but they are so expensive”, explains Ferri, and I think “wish I had thought of her method, would have saved me a fortune”.

Blond Robyn at Pink Punters

I advised Ferri of another method, what would probably work for her. I explained “you could use a pair of pop socks and bird seed, fill the pop sock with an amount of seed, twist to a ball, fold, twist and ball a few more times, then you will be able to mould shape, and fill bra”. Further explaining “apart from the shape you achieve, you also get the weight and depending on the bra a certain amount of bounce, feeling and looking more natural.” Ferri being intrigued with that said “will have to give that a go”, and she did…

I got her email as I am writing this..”I tried your tip with the pop socks and bird seed. It really works. The trouble was I over estimated how many packets of “Trill” was needed.

If you happen to have a budgie I think I can supply you enough seed to last the little bugger 18 months. “  As you would expect the conversation flows, Ferri offering me her Cigs, and we get on to other subjects like, “how do you achieve that figure?”, duct tape and stapler gun to the operating theatre please nurse! MORE

Pink Punters - Milton Keynes, hosts BNO

At some point later I wonder back to the bar and subsequently ordered 1/2 a pint from the barman. No sooner than had I ordered; then a familiar face appeared, “Hiya Robyn it’s Emma!”, we had been in touch through TVChix, so was great to see a familiar face, Greetings out the way and the barman asking for £4.20 (or something), Emma asks did you order a pint (probably thinking not very lady like), “No, asked for a half, well never mind”.

She picks up her 1/2 pint and I invite her back to the table to join us… Emma Marks joins us….  ”So glad you could make it. Wow look at you”…Complimenting me on my look (haven’t we been here before?). Emma’s wearing a sensible pair of shoes bare legs and a dress. I was later to find out that would have been more practical.

Pink Punters - Great Music

But I am not practical and just love to be in very high heels, much to the admiration of other guests on the night. The 3 of us sitting at the table together now chatted away as if we had been old friends for years.

Getting on to subjects like shoes and so forth. Emma’s proud of her hair free legs, and they are, some people are just so lucky. The usual offering of Cigarettes between us, reckon I must have had a fag in my gob for most of the evening, was canny that we all smoke menthols…

Now the conversation and interactions, where not just limited to the 3 of us during the night, also with us around the table where Ginna, DeeDee and others. The music’s beating away on the dance floor below, Emma’s doing a little jiggle on her way back from the bar and I figure it’s time for a dance. Ferrie’s not up for a dance, she’s a little shy I guess, and it is her first night too. MORE

Pink Punters - Milton Keynes, hosts BNO

Me being the shy girl I am on the other hand head of to the dance floor downstairs. Now I really am a little nervous because it’s a real mixed crowd downstairs and until now I have kept my company to the other TGirls upstairs and don’t know what sort of reaction or attention I am going to get downstairs on the dance floor.

To be honest if it where not for Emma I doubt I would have made it as far as the dance floor. Well someone had to help hold me up in these heels. Down the stairs we went, I am sure Emma wanted to follow just so she could watch my bum wiggle as I trotted of down the stairs in my tight satin trousers.. LOL…

Pink Punters - Great Music

Drinks down on one of the pillars next to the dance floor and on we went. The music’s loud beauty and intoxicating, the base so hard I could feel the floor vibrating under my feet, now that’s a new place to feel vibrations I thought… Now Emma’s, jiggling away in her sensible shoes and I found to my horror that I simply could not dance in these shoes very well (unlike my male mode persona). How do girls manage to dance in high heels? Maybe mine where way to high for that?

If your wondering what shoes exactly I was wearing, here they are in the picture on the right.

Emma’s to my left and a real sexy GG girl to my right, now we are not with her, she’s just there giving it some on the dance floor in her sexy little outfit and her flat fluffy boots, Gee that girls got some rhythm.

I gave her a little admiring wink and a go girl expression, still trying to get some rhythm in these heels myself. She came over (still dancing) and I said Hi, “Gee I whish I could dance as well as you!” I exclaimed , well actually ; shouting at the top of my voice (Darn sounded like a rough bloke from a building site), she sort of gave me a funny look, got down on her hands and knees and took a real good side sweep of my heels, me grabbing Emma’s attention “Is it the GG girls or blokes that are supposed to be grovelling at my feet?”. MORE

Pink Punters - Milton Keynes, hosts BNO

She got back up and gave me a thumbs up and continued her merry dance. Gee surly she knew I was a tranny..LOL…

After a few dance’s and a few more swigs on our drinks Emma and I decided to head back-up stairs to cool down (it really is cool up there compared to the dance floor area). This time I am following her, in my haste not to lose site of her (remember I am shy) I crossed a pretty GG girl on the stairs.

Robyn and a Girl

“Hey it’s rude to cross on the stairs”, she tells me off and by this point Emma’s out of site. Then there was the girl on the stairs.  She was quite a petite lass, about 5ft I guess, very pretty with shoulder length curly (maybe slightly longer) hair.

I Moved from her side and back down the stairs a little to allow others coming down to pass, apologising for getting in the way, arm on the rail as if I was putting it around her (seemingly in hindsight slipping back into male mode) as I chatted to her and we exchanged compliments, her asking if I did my own make-up and whether the hips and bum where real? Any way we where to bump into each other a few more times the night was out and with each one she gave me a big hug..

Finally making in to the top of the stairs Emma’s there waiting for me and we head back to the table to re-join Ferrie. Cigarettes out again, and back into some conversation, I think it was at this point one of the other girls came over to say Hi! Forgetting about my lippo planting a peck on her cheek, “bet you lift a big kiss mark!”, Aww “so sorry, have to learn the French way of doing this, if ya know what I mean”.

Or I could always by some lip seal for next time. All in all everyone’s chatting and generally getting on. Simons back with his camera and wants to get some group shots in. Myself, Jennifer and a few others are lined up in the open space at the end of the bar and Simons back in his directive ways with his camera and checking the shots. MORE

Pink Punters - Milton Keynes, hosts BNO

I felt it was a shame he was not in any of these so offered to swap places and get him into the group photo too, Simon trying to explain to me how to use a digital camera explaining I had to press the shutter half way down to get the focus first, Gee never knew that…LOL. anyway Some blonde comes over to Emma whilst this is going on and puts her arm around Emma’s shoulder, Gee Emma’s face. Glad I was not drinking milk, would have curdled!!..

Blond Robyn at Pink Punters

Back at the table I am just finishing off that pint that should have been a half and DeeDee beckons my attention.. “Do you know you got lipstick on your nose?” she asks. “Lipstick!!! How that get there, wow shit, I must look like a right clown?”, DeeDee by this point was whipping out the tissue and having a go at removing the offending lipstick from my nose without too much success.

This I did not mind (what girl would mind the attentions of DeeDee, chuckle) especially as my make-up had the staying power of a Joan Collins foundation applied with a trowel, and so it seemed did the lipstick. Whipping out my powder and puff from that little hand bag I applied and smoothed powder over my nose to cover up the offending mark. “No mirror?”, “Well I am not that vain you know!” I chuckled.

Asking her to confirm that the offending mark was no longer visible? Now I know why girls don’t drink pints, and another reason I found out for this too is that one does not have to visit the loo to often.

A half pint of lager later I really was ready for that visit to the loo, asking Emma “Do I use the Ladies or the Gents”, “The ladies! she laughed back at me, do you want me to give you a hand? I mean accompany you?”, Looking at Emma I asked if she wouldn’t mind accompanying me that is.

The loos are in the basement, so it was down to the ground floor main dance area and down another set of stairs onto a cobbled basement floor. Now this was a challenge to walk in in these heels and I am wondering how the girls manage the village in Manchester, and i do consider myself adept in heels, well as long as they are not 7″ flat sole ones.

Anyway Emmas’s way ahead of me waiting at the ladies entrance for me as I was delayed on the way from the stairs to the entrance by a bloke vowing for my attention. MORE

Pink Punters - Milton Keynes, hosts BNO

Into the ladies I go with Emma only to find to my comfort that there where no urinals (well of course not!), just had an image in my mind of a beautiful tranny stood up pissing into a urinal, ahhhh hang on that’s Transmission not Pink Punters..

Robyn and a Girl

HeeHee. OK; set of cubicles to the right, sinks and mirrors to the left complete with GG girl doing her make-up who incidentally never batted an eyelid at me. (Shame nice looking gal) Emma saying should would wait for me. OK into the cubicle I went, to fight through the 50 layers if padding that made up me curves, scissors out of my bag to cut through the packing tape that makes me waist, and…

Well you get the idea. After what must have seemed an hour or four (LOL) to Emma I re-emerged, voluptuous curves (yeagh right).  Emma’s touching up her make-up as I re-appear, and I decide to do the same, I’m sure I had a trowel in my bag for my make-up when I entered the club? All touched up (the make-up) Emma and I leave the ladies, I look like a right twit struggling on that cobbled floor in those high heels again, and back up the stairs to the attic…

So what did you expect would happen with me and Emma in the ladies then? So it’s a case of more girly talks, Emma, Ferrrie and myself, chat away like we are old friends, and the general social intercourse with the other girls at our table. I got Gina’s attention, admiring her lovely leg’s covered in silky shiny nylon, with a tantalising satin mini skirt. A point of topic I made it, complimenting her on that skirt and how I got one like it. Some shopping comparisons and her checking the label just to see if we shop the same LOL.

You know I had that skirt with me (eat your heart out {name_here}) I told Gina “almost wore it tonight, but went with the satin trousers instead”, I explained admitting I did not want to much male attention… Little did I know I was going to get some, in more ways than one as the night progressed..  Emma and I head downstairs to the dance floor again, just to prove I cant dance in heels, stuck to the floor like last time, Gee I will bring my ballerina shoes and fairy out fit next time.. But do I care? So we are doing the dance thing and some little blonde girls, like “come on and dance with us”, to us both, “wanna get loads of your type up for a dance”, she’s bending Emma’s ear too.